ME WHEN I WENT ON2 OKCUPID TODAY

ME WHEN I WENT ON2 OKCUPID TODAY

AVERAGE OKCUPID CONVERSATION

  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 12:47am
    your profile looks exactly like some offensive tumblr-blog run by a 16-year old 

    i thought you should know
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    20% Enemy41% Friend83% MatchMessage from fräuleindoktor

  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 12:48am
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 12:49am
    do you not have anything better to do? 
    like .. pick up a book? 
    or care about stuff?
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 12:50am
    Clearly didn’t read my profile or click on my goodreads link. I do read books. I care about music. I’m a musician. I don’t need to justify myself to anyone, but I’m making an exception because you’re being judgmental without even actually absorbing the content you’re judging.
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 12:52am
    Also, Stalker and Possession are two of my favourite movies nigga.
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 12:55am
    you do, what you believe in. 
    someone’s lifestyle says way more about them than their proclaimed opinions and tastes 

    that and the fact taht at the age of 26 you still haven’t figured out that white guys using the word “n*gga” or other slurs ought to be shot
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 12:57am
    LOL MY LIFESTYLE? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY LIFESTYLE NIGGA. U TROLINE U TROLIN HARD CORE. 10/11 I MADDE 

    I GUESS ALL THOSE HOURS I’VE PRACTICED TRUMPET AND GUITAR FOR ARE JUST LIKE, MY IMAGINATION. I GUESS ALL THOSE BOOKS IR EAD WERE JUST FOR CONVERSATION PIECES. 

    you’re gay
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:00am

    woah, capslock 

    well, apparently you spend quite an amount fo time to not only run a blog but one i’d have thought was run by a 16-year-old 

    “I GUESS ALL THOSE BOOKS IR EAD WERE JUST FOR CONVERSATION PIECES. “ 

    you’re right about this, one 

    the rest is inexcusable 
    irony won’t save you 

    get fucked
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:03am
    YOU KNOW THIS IS GOING ON MY BLOGGE RIGHT?
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:04am
    as i said, even if it’s a parody of this whole hipster-culture this is no excuse to act like a bigot yourself 

    irony is a sign of decay
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:05am
    sO IS BAD BREAD. U GOT BURNED. ICE BURN
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:09am
    just how hollow must your life be, you decide to be a troll .. at the age of 26? 

    if you’re sick of everything make an effort and change it
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:11am
    My life feels pretty full to me. Please come back to me when you’re 26 and tell me what a big grown up adult you are!
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:13am
    i woudl make fun of an 18 yr. old troll just the same. you have to snap out of it anyway, at some point. 
    it’s just that most people do at .. 15 

    it’s a pretty cowardly way to express your discontent in general
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:13am
    YOU FUCKING MESSAGED ME YOU STUPID BITCH. I MADDE. LOL
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:14am
    PATRIATCHY REPRESENTIN
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:15am
    lololol 
    i called her bitch 
    she mad 
    oppressed woman in no position to be offended when being referred to with a slur 

    lol feelings 
    lol politics 
    i’m a critical minded white dude, just look at how i make fun of everything. doesn’t this mean i’m above everything? duuh
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:18am
    YEAH IM WHITE AND PROUD WAT OF IT?
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:19am
    lol feelings 
    lol politics 
    i’m a critical minded white dude, just look at how i make fun of everything. doesn’t this mean i’m above everything? duuh
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:20am
    keep preaching jehova
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:22am
    yeah, because politics and human rights are as ridicolous as obsure sects 
    lol 
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:22am
    YOU’RE SPENDING AN AWFUL LOT OF TIME TALKING TO ME. I THINK YOU GOT THE HOTS SISTER. I DON’T BLAME YA.
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:23am
    420 white boy swaag 
    blaze it 

    i don’t need you mom. i don’t need opnitions, either. i’m my own man 
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:23am
    YOUR PROJECTING
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:24am
    “YOU’RE SPENDING AN AWFUL LOT OF TIME TALKING TO ME” 

    and you aren’t ,right? 

    god, this is still the dumbest thing one can say. 
    “why do you spend so much time on here?? it’s not like i’m online myself”
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:24am
    you don’t even know what this means, kiddo
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:32am
    you know I do know what it means 
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:33am
    googling freud doesn’t qualify as “knowing what it means” 

    if you actually had knowledge about it, you wouldn’t use such a cheap repression mechanism as trolling
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:34am
    I’ve actually got The New Harvard Guide to Psychiatry in front of me.
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:37am
    weren’t you a musician just before ? :D 

    even if you did i couldn’t care less. 
    bourgeois academics don’t impress me 
    and as i said, if you think you’re being clever let alone useful making this part of a ~*social experiment~* ( because you know, there aren’t any issues more relevant than teenage pop culture) or being ironic about literally everthing you’re just lying to yourself
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:42am
    See, YOU ARE PROJECTING. Because your interpretation of events is not congruent with REALITY. I ain’t doing shit. I do things because I am amused by them. That’s about as far as it goes, depth wise. I don’t force anyone to do anything. You messaged me. I wasn’t going to message you. I clicked on your profile like hundreds of others. Gosh. 

    https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8713278/IMAG0347.jpg 

    DON’T GET TOO OFFENDED NOW. 

  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:44am
    there’s n such thing as an objective reality, and this isn’t some irrelavant philosophical standpoint but the very basis of most psychoanalytical schools, you dumb fuck. 

    “gosh.” 
    why is everyone so stressed .. doing things 
    and .. thinking things? 
    like that’s so dumb 
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:44am
    aww 

    still a desperate, dumb fuck
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:45am
    YOU’RE WRONG
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:46am
    oh, caps lock again :D 

    and such strong argument, too. 
    …wait
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:47am
    i DO believe you, that there’s another piece of information about this issue in this little book of ideology that you have in front of you. 

    this doesn’t mean, however, that you’re ultimately in the right 

    i know a fair sum of psychologists and psychiatrists and most of them are idiots, tbh
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:50am
    I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. YOU CAN’T STOP ME. I CAN WRITE THIS WAY IF I WANT. 

    I ALSO DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY. I GET BOOKS BECAUSE I WORK IN A LIBRARY. THIS WOULD’VE BEEN PULP IF I DIDN’T TAKE IT. AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BEING RIGHT IN THIS. IM JUST AWAKE AND ALONE ON THE INTERNET AND ALSO TALKING ON SKYPE AND THIS IS AMUSING ME. I AM AMUSED. YOU WIN 10/4
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:52am
    ONE THING I CAN TELL IS THAT IF YOU’RE BEING SERIOUS, WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE. YOU ARE TAKING YOUR OWN VIEWS, MORALITY, ETHICS, IDEOLOGY AND ALL THAT JAZZ AND ASSUMING THAT THOSE ARE OBJECTIVE TRUTHS AND THEN YOU ARE TRYING TO MANIPULATE AND CHANGE ME/OTHERS WITHOUT THE FORESIGHT TO REALISE THAT IT AIN’T NO THANG BUT A CHICKEN WANG.
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:53am
    “IM JUST AWAKE AND ALONE “ 

    that’s basically what i was saying right from the beginning :D thanks for confirming it 

    and yeah, go on telling me how you TrOlLed~ me and how much time i spend on you when you went out of your way to take a photo and upload it for me
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:53am
    stop talking about thiNGS YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUUUT
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:54am
    Trolling is something I’d have to go out of my way to do. You came to me. You keep replying. Basically this is going to come down to ‘who stops replying first’ AND IT AIN’T GOING TO BE ME.
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:56am
    - ideology is everywhere and i’m against it 
    - everyone is involved in politics. everyooone 
    - poltiics are the reason you are miserable. you’re also pretty dumb, which disables you to solve personal problems but yeah.. 
    - i actually pointed out, that i don’t believe in subjetive truths at all just about a minute ago 

    but there’s waay more bullshit in that small paragraph
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:57am
    I FEEL PRETTY DUMB RIGHT NOW, YEAH.
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:58am
    please, CONTINUTE.
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:59am
    start thinking. i know it may seem hard but you get used to it 

    you’re also not being as ironic as you think
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 1:59am
    TELL ME MORE O WISE 18 YEAR OLD GERMAN GIRL
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 2:01am
    neither my age nor my location are of any importance 
    that was pretty dumb, once again 
    and it’ also pretty clear, that you in FACT do not know what the fuck 
    1) youre talkin about 
    2) doing 

    i’m off to sleep. you take care and lead your ~laidback, ironic~ lifestyle. 
    or don’t 
    it doesn’t make a difference to anyone, either way
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  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 2:02am
    let me get all socrtatic on dis shit and stuff and axe u a question 

    WHY OH WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING ME? WHAT IS YOURE GOAL O WISE ONE? WGHAT MYSTERIOUS CIRCLES DO U MOVE IN>?
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 2:03am
    YEH GO TO BED. LOOKS LIKE IM THE VICTOR AGAIN. YES. 

    YES!!!! 

    AND YOUR THA ONE WHO SAID I LOOKED LIKE A TUMBLR 16 YEAR OLD OR WHATEVER LOL U GOT THE SAME MEDICINE U BEEN DISHIN OUT FROID
  • An image of null
    May 14, 2013 – 2:04am
    GOOD TROLLING. 8/7

MY DAILY EXPERIENCE

MY DAILY EXPERIENCE

your dum

your dum

get a bowel and smoke till u drop im hi right now lol and im out the windw…

get a bowel and smoke till u drop im hi right now lol and im out the windw…

I WANTED MILK WHERE IS ALL THE MILK FUCKING MILK SHORTAGES

I WANTED MILK WHERE IS ALL THE MILK FUCKING MILK SHORTAGES

this is how i am dresed rite now

this is how i am dresed rite now

tomtrickster:

What ya lookin’ at tharr, Statue of Lenin?

tomtrickster:

What ya lookin’ at tharr, Statue of Lenin?

(Source: dormauz)